My wife suggested this, some of my strange punning and homonyming with the English language must have rubbed off.
"No,no, I meant satellite , not set alight"
He might be from New Zealand or South Africa, as I hear their accents, from my Aussi tongue perspective.

I have always wondered if Paisley wore paisley.
now we know.
for Illustration Friday

a sideways take on ripples.
looks a bit like my arm after a gym session